Vulgar when brought to light

So, Shirley and I have come to a quiet decision on the "third party" issue: she basically said that she would handle it, and that all I would have to do is be ready to respond on the appropriate date and time. Embracing my role as a male mammal, I casually agreed. Last week, she and I went prowling around downtown Chicago and I brought a really sexy Puerto Rican bartender chick -- later introduced as Sonia -- to Shirley's attention. At first, she seemed disinterested, but after a few shots and some steamy conversation with the young woman, Shirley was almost coercing me into making the whole thing happen. As it were, Sonia gave us her phone number and told us she'd be expecting a call. It's a good thing nothing happened that night, though -- I think I still need to get myself 'pumped up' for this whole thing. Plus, Shirley and I are still discussing the need to come up with some type of 'screening' method for these potential 'applicants'...